Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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