My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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