Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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He felt like a one man threesome
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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