Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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