Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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