You really coming over, don't trick.
so explain again why im purple
no
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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