so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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