You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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