508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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