I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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