Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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