no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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