# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't think brook has ever known best
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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