he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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