Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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