the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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