Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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