Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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