did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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