I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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