paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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