he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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