I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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