My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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