U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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