Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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