wrigley field is MILF paradise
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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