I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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