I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just high enough for therapy.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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