Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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