I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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