Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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