im having a threesome with these popsicles
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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