Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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