dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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