Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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