Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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