Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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