belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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