Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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