The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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