I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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