You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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