I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
