Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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