The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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