"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I am available for nakedness
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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