perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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