Me too!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I need moral support for this bender
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
