Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
