paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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