He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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