so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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