she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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