Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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