at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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