I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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